Ummm, Why did I sign up to RUN for FUN...

SO the Warrior dash is in 10 days and I just got my ass kicked on a 2.25 mile run.. ugggg geeze a pete... maybe it's the heat, maybe it's bc i'm sore from yoga, maybe it's bc I'm doing a water fast today.. who knows.. but in the words of a wise wise woman....if you wanna be a warrior train like one!! :)

Oh yeah you heard right.. WATER FAST.. some bright idea from one of my girls at VB... she was one day 3 last night of the water fast.. water, coffee/black, tea..that's it.. for 3+ days..then start the Raw Food Diet.. YUM.

We'll see what happens.. I'm optimistic about the raw food movement.. i dont' like the term diet.. the fasting on the other hand umm well if you know me, you know I love food.. so Idk how i'm gonna go 3 days with my active schedule, we'll see.

Until Next Time ~ drink more water :)

FACTS

It's easier to pee with a dress on when not wearing panties. FACT

There are 3-4 acceptable places you are allowed to pee on one another: shower, pool, ocean, jet ski. FACT

I could eat an orange at every meal. FACT

FB is ADDICTING. FACT

Until Next Time ~ Happy Shark Week

Strippers, oh Goodie

Even though I'm very opened minded, free spirit, game for just about anything. Spending the saturday night at a party full of strippers still makes my stomache drop slightly. Grrrrrrrrrr.

Sure, honey, No problem...which in general I don't have a problem with strippers...I like strippers...i've had friends who indulged in this profession..they're out there making their money..it's cool...they gotta do what they gotta do...it's fun at times.. i'm sure...but now the pressure is really on...I was slightly stressed about getting all my laundry done so I can start packing for my week vaca with Matty...planning each day. What to wear during the day, evening, chill, adventure clothes, night clothes...NOW YOU WANT ME TO PLAN AN OUTFIT for a party full of strippers UGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Thanks Honey. love you too.

Until Next Time ~ if you can't beat'em join'em.

Here's a bit of Stripper History for you buffs:

FOREVER

I know it seems like forever since I've blogged, but I have been a super super duper busy girl. Work is busier then usual, so no blogging there anymore.. at least for right now, and by the time I get home and either do dinner, vb, or yoga, I have no interest in blogging...I wanted to blog the other day...but time got away from me. So, here I sit today pumping out this blog as fast as I can as my brain is racing a mile a minute from spreadsheets, phone calls, groups, trainings, to how many calories were in my coffee this morning, to Omg omg omg can't wait to see matty, to omg omg omg i need to run today, i wanna fish and shoot my gun this weekend...i gotta get my sit ups in today, prob won't have time for lunch today...glad i brought a banana...btw there are 220 calories in a grande ice caramel lecche. hmmmmm.

It is a very exciting time right now, next week is the start of JERSEY SHORE! unst unst unst and oh yes, i will be wearing my new shirt Matty got me. It teaches you how to fist pump! LOL cracks me up. Looks something like this:

Speaking of Matty, he's coming today!! whoo hoooo!!! Seems like forever, but it's prob been like 2 weeks...I get him this weekend, then next weekend starts my week long vaca!!! I can't tell you the last time I actually took a week off away from work... i can't fucking wait!!! and I get to spend it all with him.. but our vaca schedule is already booked ugggggg. It goes a little something like this: wedding, 21st bday, matt's bday, Carowinds, BJ from AA in Charlotte, BJ in Winston, Cabin in the MTNS, Goldsboro for cousins 10 th bday party at the skating rink, tight tshirt bar drinking, vb and we're done....waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa. action packed though!! wouldn't want it anyother way! I'm sure we will find time for a nap and bubble bath somewhere! :)

So, Matty's coming today and the first thing on our agenda is getting waxed!! hehehehe. he finally gets to accompany me to my waxing!! This should be fun!!!! ahahah I can't wait for Matt to meet Ken, My fabulous waxier. I like to think of Ken as an artist! He's my waxing artist, kinda like a tattoo artist! hahahah.. this is gonna crack me up too...

Well this is all I really have time for... gotta get my office work out on early before restraint training LOL!!!!

Until Next Time~ Get your fist ready to PUMP!!!

How I've done on my RESOLUTIONS

Update Time.

So this is what I wrote the last day of last year:

Here are some others I have been pondering over the last few days: 

I will not frequent the Beach House - ahh

Write and Read more Blogs 

Plan for the big 3-0

Shave my legs more 

Take more Bubble Baths - once a week at least

No More Meat

No More Fast Food

Crossing off things on my Bucket List (skydiving...)

Work out more

Quit Smoking for real this time

Save Money

More Traveling

Fall in Love; again

Wash my dogs more

DO ME!! 

Get back to school 



I have succeeded at some: I have not been to the beach house, I have been writing and reading more blogs! Haven't really PLANNED for the 3-0, just talked about it, and I haven't been shaving my legs more - uggg. I hate that. I have NOT taken more baths, unless Matty's here. Occasionally I will splurge on some Taco Bell..My bucket list, hmmmm well I finally waxed my peekachoo! I went on a Polar Plunge...damn that's it on my list I have accomplished this year.. FUCK.. I need to sky dive! like now!  I have been making a conscious effort to work out more and even started running/jogging :) Have not saved any money bc of the traveling to the country, surgery, teeth doc, and lawyer.. new goal, pay off all bills by the end of the year! whooooooooof. I DID FALL IN LOVE AGAIN! THIS TIME IT"S THE REAL THING TOO! Best relationship EVER! Best boyfriend EVER, BEST Match EVER! This is what it's suppose to be like! Easy, FUN, Exciting, LOVE! MUWAH
ohhh I have not been washing Drake more...school.. well that was put on a hold since I failed the math part of the TEAS by 3 points for nursing school...I'm still caught in the middle.. Nursing School or Masters and PhD....hmmmmm I'm getting too old to still be trying to figure out what I want to be when I grow up.... you know what I really want to do.. is Teach yoga all day all night. Thats my passion.. I want to take the teacher training they have at the studio and really do the damn thing! $1700 is just not in the budget though... come on lottery! :)

WEll I'm still not eating meat, with a few slips here and there when I go to the country and have to eat Matt's grandma's sauage gravey bc it is to die for, and an occasionall bite of beef jerkie. Other then that, the veggie eating is going very well! i would like at some point to cut down, on eggs and dairy...maybe eggs first and switch to nothing but egg whites.. I LOVE MILK AND CHEEEEESE! YUM! nom nom nom.

SMoking - hmmmmm that's all I really have to say about that. Ugggg WHy oh why did I ever pick it up when I was a teenager? SO, i was doing really well this this about 100 days or so then memorial weekend came, I smoked all weekend...4th of July weekend came, I smoked, the wedding weekend, I smoked, but not as much, then this past weekend my cuz and Matty were here and I had a few while drinking and downtown UGGGG STOP THE MADNESS. It seems like I can't get away from it. Matty calls us "weekend smokers" now and that we're not addicted, we just enjoy a smoke from time to time.. I'm good during the week and during the weekends, when I'm not around it. Booooo ON ME. So no more countdown, just day to day, weekend to weekend, and I'll keep reporting back to ya'll.

So, there you have it.. my 7 month update.. half the year is gone, next thing you know it will be CHristmas....uggggg.

Until Next Time ~ keep reading

I love to PLANK

PLANK ON

So the latest craze of picture taking I guess is this thing called "Planking". You simply lie down face down, arms beside you and plank. You plank on objects or where ever! Lots of people on my fb have said "i don't get it"...that's cool... try it a few times, and you might catch on. I'm starting to think like a planker...everywhere I go, I'm like hmmmmm where can I plank next?!?!! !

My Volleyball PLANK

MY FIRST PLANK - the morning after

Until Next Time ~ Show me your Plank

again

Ran again last night! uh ohhh!! this time 17 minutes.. getting back up there..the plan is to run every day this week except the nights I have VB. And yes that includes the weekend. So, 2 down 3 to go.. be nice to run 5 days a week until the race huh?! Grrrrrr. and not to shabby to drop a few poundage either :)

ALso excited bc Matty's coming a day earlier!! yippee!!!!! Any extra time is wonderful!!!! 

well back to work.

Until Next Time ~ Nothing taste as good as skinny